We Hate F Tourists - Lisbon
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We Hate F Tourists
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
In a prime location in the centre of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre, the property features a terrace and a bar. The accommodation offers nightclub and a shared kitchen.
Breakfast is available, and includes buffet, continental and vegetarian options.
Staff at the 24-hour front desk speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.
Popular points of interest near the hostel include Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. Georges Castle and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km away, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.
The hotel day starts from hour 15:00 and ends at 12:00.
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
Double Room with Private Bathroom. The double room has a private bathroom fitted with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned double room features a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit has 1 bed. ;
Twin Room with Private Bathroom. The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory features a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room. The shared bathroom offers a shower and a hairdryer. Among the room amenities are air conditioning and heating as well as a quiet street view. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has air conditioning.
License number: 85993/AL
Non-smoking rooms
CCTV outside property
Fire extinguishers
Invoice provided
First aid kit available
Airport shuttle
24-hour security
Street parking
Designated smoking area
Smoke alarms
Parking
Airport shuttle (additional charge)
WiFi available in all areas
Lockers
Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
Terrace
Outdoor furniture
Tour or class about local cultureadditional charge
Themed dinner nightsadditional charge
CCTV in common areas
Garden
Nightclub/DJ
Key card access
Daily housekeeping
Entertainment staff
Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
Internet services
Board games/puzzles
Tour desk
Safety deposit box
Evening entertainment
Luggage storage
Shared kitchen
Pub crawlsadditional charge
24-hour front desk
Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus
Free WiFi
Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
Air conditioning
WiFi
Concierge service
Shared lounge/TV area
Games room
Bar
Lift
Face masks for guests available
Sun terrace
Cashless payment available
Happy houradditional charge
Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
